英語繞口令大全爆笑整人
英語繞口令大全爆笑整人[1]
1.Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
你能夠像罐頭工人一樣裝罐頭嗎?
2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.
我希望夢想著你夢想中的夢想，但如果你夢想著女巫的夢想，我就不想夢想著你夢想中的夢想。
3.I scream, you scream,we all scream for ice-cream!
我叫喊，你叫喊，我們都喊著要冰淇淋!
4.How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
如果一個好的廚師能做小甜餅，那么他能做多少小甜餅呢?一個好的廚師能做出和其它好廚師一樣多的小甜餅。
5.The driver was drunk and drove the doctor’s car directly into the deep ditch.
這個司機喝醉了，他把醫生的車開進了一個大深溝里。
6.Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.We’ll weather the weather whether we like it or not.
無論是晴天還是陰天。無論是冷或是暖，不管喜歡與否，我們都要經受風霜雨露。
7.Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
彼得派博捏起一撮泡菜。彼得派博捏起的是一撮泡菜。那么彼得派博捏起的泡菜在哪兒?
8.I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn’t have thought so much.
我有一種想法，但是我這種想法不是我曾經想到的那種想法。如果這種想法是我曾經想到的那種想法，我就不會想那么多了。
9.Amid the mists and coldest frosts,With barest wrists and stoutest boasts.He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts.
霧蒙蒙，冰霜凍，手腕兒空空，話兒涌，只見他猛拿拳頭往柱子上面砸，直說自己把鬼碰。
10.Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards,but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.
巴德明在臺球上能夠打敗比爾，但是打羽毛球比爾常常大敗巴德明。
11.Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.
貝蒂敲打一小塊黃油要做一塊更好的黃油面。
12.Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.
當里爾登讀評論時，麗塔重復里爾登背誦的東西。
13.Few free fruit flies fly from flames.
沒有幾只果蠅從火焰中飛過去。
14.Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.
五十五面旗子在輕輕漂浮的戰艦上自由的飄揚。
15.There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight,for a bright night light is just like a slight light.
像今夜這樣明亮的夜晚，就不需要點一盞夜燈，因為明亮的夜燈也會變得微弱。
英語繞口令大全爆笑整人[2]
第一則
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.
我希望夢想著你夢想中的夢想，但如果你夢想著女巫的夢想，我就不想夢想著你夢想中的夢想。
第二則
Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.We’ll weather the weather whether we like it or not.
無論是晴天還是陰天。無論是冷或是暖，不管喜歡與否，我們都要經受風霜雨露。
第三則
I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn’t have thought so much.
我有一種想法，但是我這種想法不是我曾經想到的那種想法。如果這種想法是我曾經想到的那種想法，我就不會想那么多了。
第四則
There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight,for a bright night light is just like a slight light.
像今夜這樣明亮的夜晚，就不需要點一盞夜燈，因為明亮的夜燈也會變得微弱。
第五則
Mr.See owned a saw and Mr.Soar owned a seesaw.How See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw before Soar saw See.
西先生有一個鋸，薩先生有一個秋千。現在在薩先生看見西先生之前，西先生的鋸鋸斷了薩先生的秋千。
第六則
A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.
一個名叫費希爾的芬蘭漁民在一個星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何魚，結果他發現他的漁網上有一個大裂口。
第七則
How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
如果一個好的廚師能做小甜餅，那么他能做多少小甜餅呢?一個好的廚師能做出和其它好廚師一樣多的小甜餅。
第八則
How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
如果一個好的廚師能做小甜餅，那么他能做多少小甜餅呢?一個好的廚師能做出和其它好廚師一樣多的小甜餅。
第九則
All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in aproper coppercoffee pot, you can believe it or not, but I justwant a cup ofcoffee in a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots oriron coffee potsare of no use to me. If I can't have a proper cupof coffee in aproper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup oftea!
我只想要一杯用真正銅制的咖啡壺煮的正統咖啡。信不信由你，我只想要一杯用真正銅制的咖啡壺煮的正統咖啡。錫制的咖啡壺和鐵制的咖啡壺對我而言也是沒用的。假如我不能要一杯用真正銅制的咖啡壺煮的正統咖啡，那我就要一杯茶吧!
第十則
A bitter biting bittern bit a better brotherbittern, and thebitter better bittern bit the bitter bittern back.And the bitterbittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern,said:"I'm a bitterbiter bit, alack!"
一只沮喪而尖刻的麻鵲咬了它兄弟一口，而沒有它那么沮喪的兄弟又咬它一口。那只被咬的沮喪麻鵲對它的兄弟說：“我是一只充滿怨恨的麻鵲!我害人終害己了!”
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